{"id":523,"date":"2005-09-20T22:12:39","date_gmt":"2005-09-20T20:12:39","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=523"},"modified":"2005-09-20T22:12:39","modified_gmt":"2005-09-20T20:12:39","slug":"goto-considered-beneficial","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/old.wienerlloyd.net\/?p=523","title":{"rendered":"GOTO Considered Beneficial"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>However, a healthy diet of GOTO lets your computer spring into action, happily bouncing from one side of an application to the other like an overjoyed kangaroo on methamphetamine. Indeed, the systematic execution of thousands of GOTO commands keeps your computer fit and full of vigor and pep, and helps it shake off the occasional viral infection.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Das und mehr in der <a href=\"http:\/\/uncyclopedia.org\/wiki\/Main_Page\">Uncyclopedia<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>[via <a href=\"http:\/\/derstandard.at\/?url=\/?id=2180148\">derStandard.at<\/a>] <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>However, a healthy diet of GOTO lets your computer spring into action, happily bouncing from one side of an application to the other like an overjoyed kangaroo on methamphetamine. Indeed, the systematic execution of thousands of GOTO commands keeps your computer fit and full of vigor and pep, and helps it shake off the occasional &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/old.wienerlloyd.net\/?p=523\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;GOTO Considered Beneficial&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-523","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-6"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/old.wienerlloyd.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/523","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/old.wienerlloyd.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/old.wienerlloyd.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/old.wienerlloyd.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/old.wienerlloyd.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=523"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/old.wienerlloyd.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/523\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/old.wienerlloyd.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=523"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/old.wienerlloyd.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=523"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/old.wienerlloyd.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=523"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}